Top 10 Rude Birthday Cards for Women UK – Birthday Greeting Cards

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1. Central 23

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Rude Greeting Cards for Her, 'One C*nt To Another', Comes With Fun Stickers, For Sister Best Friend Workmate, Central 23 Cheeky Birthday Card for Women

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Central 23 #ad - Happy birthday card - birthdays are the perfect time for celebrations! They are also the best time to give your loved ones a reason to smile, so why not give them this fun and quirky birthday card to show them some affection? Comes with fun stickers – to add some fun to your celebration and make your message super pretty and personal! 🤘🤞We're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card.

Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a recyclable polybag. Comes with a high quality envelope and all made with eco friendly and sustainable materials.

Blank inside - for your own message, we include a witty tip sheet to help you write something nice! . Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything! Good quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧Funny and Quirky design.
BrandCentral 23 #ad
ManufacturerCentral 23 #ad
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Width15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Part NumberCF37
ModelCF37

2. Cheeky Chops

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C106, Flap Your Fanny, Sister Best Friend Birthday Greeting Cards funny rude cheeky joke humour

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Cheeky Chops #ad - Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one!???? We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! Free next working day delivery. Designed and printed in the UK. Envelope - included high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion.
BrandCheeky Chops #ad
ManufacturerCheeky Chops #ad
Height0.17 cm (0.07 Inches)
Length10 cm (3.94 Inches)
Weight0 kg (0 Pounds)
Width15.14 cm (5.96 Inches)
Part NumberFn6
ModelFn6

3. Punkcards

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Punkcards – Rude Birthday Cards For Women – 'Hope Your Birthday Is Filled With Lots Of Love’ – Happy Birthday Card For Friends Sister Wife – Funny Card For Her

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Punkcards #ad - Rude birthday cards - celebrate that special day with your brother, sister, Friend and put a smile on his face with our very humorous and funny rude birthday greetings cards made with sustainable materials to minimise environmental impact. Original celebration card - you won't find this unique design anywhere else.

We have 1000s of designs available along with mugs and gifts. Funny rude birthday cards, christmas cards, anniversary cards and gifts - Our greeting cards measure 145 x 150mm and are printed on super high quality 400gsm recycled stock Cards and envelopes are FSC certified stock perfect for writing your message. Sealed in a recyclable poly bag. Find anything you need for any occasion from birthday, thank you cards, anniversary, and more.

Funny birthday cards for friend brother - blank inside so that you can write your own personal message. All of our greeting cards are specially designed and printed in the Jewellery Quarter, Birmingham, United Kingdom by Punkcards! About us - at punkcards we are designing and printing greetings cards since 2016. Perfect for your brother, boyfriend, sister, husband, wife, mum mom or dad. Comes with contrasting envelope to complement the bright design! .
BrandPunkcards #ad
ManufacturerPunk Cards Ltd #ad
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.05 Pounds)
Width15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Part NumberBR-051

4. Central 23

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Comes with Stickers, Banter, Offensive, for Female Friends, Central 23, Funny Greeting Card, Humourous, Rude Birthday Card for Women Men, 'W**ly Great Birthday', Cheeky

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Central 23 #ad - Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one! We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything! Made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact.

High quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧 Funny & Quirky design that comes with a high quality envelope. Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a recyclable polybag. Comes with fun stickers – to add some fun to your celebration and make your message super pretty and personal! 🤘🤞We're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card.

Happy birthday card - birthdays are the perfect time for celebrations! They are also the best time to give your loved ones a reason to smile, so why not give them this fun and quirky birthday card to show them some affection? .
BrandCentral 23 #ad
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Width15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Part NumberCE990
ModelCE990

5. Brainbox Candy

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Funny Rude Birthday Card, Brainbox Candy, 'A Wise Woman', Perfect For Best Friends Her Girlfriend Partner

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Brainbox Candy #ad - Celebrate a special occasion in style with the gift of laughter with our funny cards. Dispatched in a hard backed super tough envelope to ensure it arrives to you in pristine condition. Environmental considerations - printed in the uk 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources - we love trees! . Perfect for anyone with a sense of humour! Size & quality - 140 x 140mm, printed on a super quality 260 GSM board. What’s inside - blank inside for your own lovely message and comes with a quality envelope see images.
BrandBrainbox Candy #ad
ManufacturerBrainbox Candy #ad
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length17.5 cm (6.89 Inches)
Width12.5 cm (4.92 Inches)
Part NumberQU062
ModelQU062

6. Stuff4

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Rude Birthday Cards for Men Women, C*ckwombling, Funny Happy Birthday Card for Best Friend Work Colleague Brother Sister Auntie Uncle, 145mm x 145mm Offensive Joke Banter Greeting Cards

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Stuff4 #ad - Not just for friendship gifts for women this could also be for Best Friend, Sister, Work Colleague, Mum, Brother, Nanny, Dad, Grandma, Grandad, Auntie or Uncle.40th birthday card for him, birthday card for Dad. At 360 microns thick and 300gsm the natural white one-sided gloss board has a quality look and feel.

Sizes: greeting card = 145mm x 145mm, envelope = 155mm x 155mm, male birthday card, husband 50th birthday cards, 30th birthday card, happy birthday Dad cards, Card Thickness = 360 micron. No ink smudges: there is nothing worse than writing inside a card to find that the shiny surface makes the ink smudge. Using the very best forest stewardship council certified board our card is conscious of the responsible management of the world's forests - 40th birthday cards for men, mens birthday cards, oldi card. Supplied with a coloured gummed envelope to complement the design and ready to be sealed and sent in the post.

Made and quality checked in the uk: we print and manufacture all our product right her in the UK so you can be sure of a fast turnaround and a product that is expertly made. This is why we use a high quality one sided coated board. The unique fun design is printed on a specially sourced and environmentally responsible board. Dad birthday cards, best friend birthday card, birthday card funny, rude birthday cards for women. Make them smile with this funny birthday card: this exceptional quality birthday card for her or him shows the design "Have a shit birthday you cockwombling spunktrumpet".
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ManufacturerStuff4 Ltd. #ad
Part NumberGCARD-145-COCKWOMBLE-BLU-FBA
ModelGCARD-145-COCKWOMBLE-BLU-FBA

7. Cheeky Chops

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Funny Birthday Card for Her Women Female Perfect for Best Friends Rude C502

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Cheeky Chops #ad - Envelope - included high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion. Free next working day delivery. Sent royal mail 24 for next working day delivery. Designed and printed in the UK. Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one!???? We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! .
BrandCheeky Chops #ad
ManufacturerCheeky Chops Cards #ad
Height0.02 cm (0.01 Inches)
Length20 cm (7.87 Inches)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part NumberLMC29
ModelC502

8. Cult Kitty

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Cult Kitty, Can't Trust A Fart, Offensive or Insulting Cards for Friends & Family, Rude Birthday Card for Women, Naughty Birthday Card for the Lady in Your Life, Cheeky Birthday Card for Adults

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Cult Kitty #ad - All printed on fsc certified card stock, in a carbon-neutral process, the environment will thank you for choosing Cult Kitty! Hilarious birthday card give the gift of laughter with this hilariously cheeky, insulting birthday card. Superior high quality make your loved one feel special with a high quality birthday card.

Make your wife, mum, girlfriend, sister or best friend laugh out loud!. Make occasions fun not a fan of boring cards? celebrate with silly, offensive, fun & comical happy birthday cards! The perfect funny card for the lady in your life. Check out all our birthday cards we have a whole range of humorous birthday cards for her that are sure to bring a smile! Why not pick up a few more for your family and friends to have ready for future birthdays and occasions too? Ready to gift made with love, all cards come with matching fun, colourful envelopes, ready to gift or post.

Cult kitty cards are proudly uk-made and use fine quality triple coated 300GSM cards - think thick! With a smooth matte finish inside, it will be a pleasure to write on. Blankety blank all of our funny adult cards are blank inside, leaving the message all up to you! ️ Write your own personalised birthday message to create an extraordinary, memorable birthday gift.
BrandCult Kitty #ad
ManufacturerCult Kitty #ad
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length5.91
Width5.91
Part NumberCK-000447
ModelCK-000447

9. Chucklepop

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Chucklepop #ad - The perfect card size - our funny birthday card measures 17. 7cm x 12. 6cm, which is big enough to impress, nephew, auntie, uncle, husband, mum, wife, and within the right dimensions so you can stick a first class stamp on it and pop it in the post box. Hilarious if you're looking for male birthday cards for him, rude birthday card for him, or female birthday card, mens birthday cards, funny cards for men, birthday card rude funny, funny card, or a male birthday cards for men, birthday card for him, cheeky birthday cards for men, funny rude birthday cards, or friend birthday card male.

Funny birthday cards for women men - how quickly will they spot the cheeky hidden message? give your friend or loved one a proper giggle on their birthday with this hilarious, rude birthday cards for women, offensive birthday cards, funny birthday cards for men humour, funny birthday cards for women, birthday cards funny, high-quality funny birthday card for women & men from Chucklepop! Perfect if you’re looking for rude birthday cards for men, male friend birthday card or quirky birthday card. Includes 'peel & seal' envelope for a secure and guaranteed stick.

Our funny happy birthday card is designed & seal' envelope for superior stick - many envelopes struggle to stick properly, which is why we've included a premium 'Peel & printed in the UK on superior quality thick 350gsm card stock and packaged in a 'PLEASE DO NOT BEND' envelope to protect your card from damage. 100% recyclable & blank inside - our cheeky birthday cards are blank inside so you have space to write your own special message and they are fully recyclable. Makes a cheeky choice if you're looking for birthday cards for women friend, niece, dad, son, daughter, birthday cards for women humour or happy birthday cards for him. Great if you're looking for a friend birthday card female, a man birthday card, or humorous birthday cards for men.
BrandChucklepop #ad
ManufacturerChucklepop #ad
Height0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length17.7 cm (6.97 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.05 Pounds)
Width4.96
Part NumberCP001

10. Cult Kitty

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Cult Kitty #ad - Don’t forget to check out all our birthday cards for her: We have a whole range of brilliant female birthday cards that are sure to bring a smile to the recipient. Blankety blank: all of our funny birthday cards are blank inside, leaving the message all up to you! Can be personalised for any occasion and makes a fantastic card that you won’t see in the high-street shops.

Sized to perfection and carbon neutral – each card is a 150mm square, in a carbon-neutral process, standard greeting card size with a choice of fun colourful envelopes! All printed on FSC certified card stock, the environment will thank you for choosing Cult Kitty!. The perfect cheeky birthday cards for women: nothing shows your love for that special birthday girl in your life like a savagely original, yet hilarious birthday card – guaranteed to put a smile on the face of anyone who likes a giggle.

No more floppy cards: whether it’s your mum, wife, girlfriend, she probably doesn’t want anything flimsy and floppy on her birthday! and nothing says cheap more than a flimsy greeting card! Fortunately, or just your plain old best friend, we only print on superior triple coated 300GSM card stock think thick! with a smooth matt finish inside, perfect for writing on! Satisfaction Guaranteed!. While browsing, why not pick up a few different ones to have ready for future birthdays and occasions too? .
BrandCult Kitty #ad
ManufacturerCult Kitty #ad
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part NumberCK-000269